My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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