When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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