all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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