He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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