I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hate all girls vehemently.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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