but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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