I've blown a few things in my day
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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