Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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