: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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