You work out of a Hotel?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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