I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's like heaven, but drunker
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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