Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
this will be a night to untag.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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