I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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