found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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