Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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