why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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