she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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