Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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