I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
