Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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