How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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