Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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