Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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