why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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