"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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