Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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