Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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