Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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