For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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