Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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