This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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