Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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