Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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