do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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