I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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