? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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