I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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