i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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There's always time for handjobs
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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