He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I will pee on everything he values.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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