Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
what day is it and did you see me today?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I want a musical about memes.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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