Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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