It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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