I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
the raccoons are back...
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