Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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