He asked to "fluff my boner.."
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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