Her vagina should come with caution tape.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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