there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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