that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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