i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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