Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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