did you get engaged???
my sisters under your porch take her home
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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