This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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