I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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