You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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