i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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