woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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